ThE lAnD Of LoSt SoCkS

Today I am catching up on all of my laundry, yeah, loads of fun don't you know.

What I would like to know is this, WHERE DO ALL THE SOCKS GO? I can put 2 pink and 2 purple socks in the washer and get out 2 purple and 1 pink. Where did it go? It's not in the lint trap, it's not in the washer or dryer, or under or over or in between them. And I never see it again. Are the kids socks so small that they go down the drain? Then what about my socks? I thought I had a sock eating washer and dryer, but I got a new front loading washer and dryer last year and guess what? I guess they are sock eaters too.

Well, I guess the socks are with all of those hair bows I keep buying for the girls... I could buy 1000 hair bows and socks and still not have matches! My next load is ready so I gotta go!